“She knew how to embroider and milk a cow.”
— Connie Willis, Doomsday Book, via Thog…it was odd that a place named Yodobashi Camera sold washing machines…
(I apologize for invoking the Yodobashi jingle in anyone’s head, but hey, they sell booze online, and the web site does not play their song)
Robot girl takes it all off!
No, stop, put some of that back on.
Of course mecha-musume get mecha-bare, but in the keyword メカバレ (meka-baré), it comes from the verb bareru (“to be exposed”), so in context it’s a gal whose robotic parts are showing. Naturally, this will often also involve exposure of her more human parts as well.
Sadly, a simple search for メカバレ felt a lot like the old days of trying to pull cheesecake off of Gelbooru: I had to skip over lots of loli, bondage, rape, and loli-bondage-rape pics to find these. I allowed minor combat damage, but the more severe stuff was not appealing.
Congratulations go out to Buzzfeed tonight, for digging a fake-news hole deeper than any that has come before! The icing on the cake is that one of their “journalists” never saw the supporting evidence for the story, and the other was serial fabulist Jason Leopold (no, seriously, they actually hired him). And they’ve stuck to their guns despite a categorical denial from Mueller’s Marauders.
For this capstone to a lifetime of non-achievement, I hereby give Buzzfeed:
The Bukkake Award for Fellatious Journalism
Because they’ve got more than egg on their faces now…
More precisely, flash meter back, from the dead.
After I bought the little LitraPro LED light and started playing with it, I dug out my Minolta Flash Meter V (no actual digging was involved, but lots of box-shifting and rummaging over the course of about a week), only to discover that I left the battery inside last time I used it. Several years ago.
Vinegar and a q-tip cleaned out the visible corrosion in the battery compartment, but when I took the back off, I found more, and as soon as the vinegar started bubbling it off, the negative wire snapped off completely.
Fortunately we have a highly-skilled hardware team at the office, so I begged pretty-please, and Todd was willing to remove the old wire (the corrosion had wicked its way all the way to the main board) and solder on a new one.
Which is good, because the only real big-name company left in the flash-meter biz is Sekonic, and now I don’t have to spend ~$220 on a cool new one.
Oh, and as soon as I found the bad battery in the Minolta, I continued digging until I found my spot meter, and that one had been stored correctly without a battery. Whew.
Since switching to Pixiv as my primary 2D image source, I’ve been bookmarking every picture I blog. Last night, I hacked together another PixivPy script to figure out which artists I’ve blogged work from, sorted by number of images and whether or not I follow them. The core of the code looks more or less like this, for anyone who might want to play with PixivPy:
from pixivpy3 import *
aapi = AppPixivAPI()
aapi.auth(refresh_token = my_auth_token)
result = aapi.user_bookmarks_illust(aapi.user_id)
for i in result.illusts:
if i.user.id == 0:
break
if i.user.is_followed:
# do stuff
else:
# do other stuff
while result.next_url:
next_qs = aapi.parse_qs(result.next_url)
result = aapi.user_bookmarks_illust(**next_qs)
for i in result.illusts:
if i.user.id == 0:
break
if i.user.is_followed:
# do stuff
else:
# do other stuff
(the i.user.id == 0 check was discovered through old-school printf
debugging; it’s the only place in the API where I’ve needed something
like that so far)
The most-blogged artists list currently looks like this:
| Count | Artist |
|---|---|
| 12 | N.G. |
| 10 | ちた@1月からのお仕事募集中 |
| 9 | もねてぃ◎エロゲ3月発売 |
| 8 | 朱シオ |
| 7 | 方天戟(げっきー) |
| 7 | みづき |
| 6 | ましゅー |
| 6 | Salmon88 |
| 6 | 柊はじめ@C95月曜日カ46a |
| 6 | 森沢晴行 |
| 6 | mamuru日曜日東D46b |
| 5 | 風牙 |
| 5 | しろきつね:こみトレ_ア25a |
| 5 | はまけん。@2日目西れ43b |
| 5 | 立羽 @ 3日目 西れ-29a |
| 5 | 米白粕 |
| 5 | たけあしろ |
| 5 | whoisshe |
| 5 | 宮前りん |
| 5 | ヤッペン@5月以降仕事募集中 |
| 5 | GIn00 |
| 5 | 弾 |
| 5 | TanDo |